Post by: Mike Butler (media) on April 02, 2007, 10:00:44 PM
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Eventually you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.
You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So you go to high school, play sports, date and party.
You become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby, and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend the last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, until finally...you leave this world as an orgasm.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Post by: dave stojan on April 02, 2007, 10:37:13 PM
Post by: Rob Burgess on April 02, 2007, 10:56:28 PM
| Mike Butler (media) wrote on Mon, 02 April 2007 22:00 |
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. |
Actually, on your first day of work they steal your gold watch.
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Rob
Post by: Tony Peaker on April 03, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
| dave stojan wrote on Tue, 03 April 2007 12:37 |
I dunno, taking a dump might outweigh the benefits (episode from Red Dwarf). |
"....and Santa! What a bastard! He's some old fat bloke who climbs down chimney's and steals all the kids favourite toys!"
Also, which is worse, dying, or having to be around when your parents had sex to create you?
Post by: RYAN LOUDMUSIC JENKINS on April 03, 2007, 01:14:18 AM
George Carlin!
Post by: Scott Deeter on April 03, 2007, 04:07:28 AM
| Mike Butler (media) wrote on Mon, 02 April 2007 22:00 |
You spend the last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, until finally...you leave this world as an orgasm. Yes! Yes! Yes! |
Hmm, would that really be as of how you relate to it today
, you'd be just part of it. Actually you'd be ending your life in a divorce of yourself so to say as egg & sperm "split".Post by: Scott Waldy on April 03, 2007, 09:08:55 AM
Post by: Mike Butler (media) on April 03, 2007, 09:26:28 AM
Oh well, happy belated April Fools!
Post by: Mike Butler (media) on April 03, 2007, 09:33:16 AM
| RYAN LOUDMUSIC JENKINS wrote on Tue, 03 April 2007 01:14 |
Please give credit where credit is due! George Carlin! |
Every Internet or e-mail joke eventually gets attributed to George whether it's his or not.
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(Ed Note: There is a new bogus Carlin email circulating, which you can see here - it's utterly NOT Carlin's work. New Note [06/01]: Another bogus Carlin piece about life going backwards (also available here and 48,000 other places online). This one has also been attributed to Robert Benson and Andy Rooney. [06/01]: More lists of jokes [ie: "When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"] being forwarded around the Internet that are not Carlin. It will never end. [07/01] Here are 3 joke lists that were not written by George Carlin: this includes the "Bad American" email that has been making the rounds. We may repeat ourselves here a little in the name of truth...) |
(excerpted from his website):
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/home.html
My source, the Hartford Courant did not cite its original source.