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Adam Whetham

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Your favorite warning labels
« on: February 13, 2007, 10:25:00 pm »

I recieved a package at work today for a neighboring business of ours and just had to laugh at the label on it.... thus i was wondering what other funny ones you've seen... I'm going to have to take some pictures of the other ones We have around the shop that are funny.


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RYAN LOUDMUSIC JENKINS

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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 11:58:52 pm »

I don't have any pictures but I used to work in the exotic animal trade.  I worked sales for one of the largest reptile wholesale company in the country.  Although we could not sell venomous reptiles in California we would often get boxes that were labeled "Caution, Live Venomous Reptiles"
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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 12:23:38 am »

RYAN LOUDMUSIC JENKINS wrote on Tue, 13 February 2007 22:58

I don't have any pictures but I used to work in the exotic animal trade.  I worked sales for one of the largest reptile wholesale company in the country.  Although we could not sell venomous reptiles in California we would often get boxes that were labeled "Caution, Live Venomous Reptiles"


Did you ship them on planes?

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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 12:33:52 am »

I'll bite

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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 02:34:01 am »

I remember seein one on a cereal box that said,"If you are not happy with the contents of this package, please return box un-opened, for a full refund".
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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 07:10:31 am »

Don't have a pic but when I sold construction equipment we sold a roof sweeper for roofing contractors and on the warning decals at the operators controls it read:

"Warning roofers consuming alcohol are prohibited to operate this machine."

I guess if you're not a roofer and you've been drinking it's OK! Rolling Eyes  
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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 07:17:31 am »

I can't remember any funny warning labels right now.  Perhaps a nice breakfast of silica gel can jar my memory.

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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 09:03:55 am »

John Roberts  {JR} wrote on Tue, 13 February 2007 22:23

RYAN LOUDMUSIC JENKINS wrote on Tue, 13 February 2007 22:58

I don't have any pictures but I used to work in the exotic animal trade.  I worked sales for one of the largest reptile wholesale company in the country.  Although we could not sell venomous reptiles in California we would often get boxes that were labeled "Caution, Live Venomous Reptiles"


Did you ship them on planes?

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Yes the aminals were shipped on planes, however we never got to play with the venomous stuff because they are illegal in California.  We only got the pansy "Live Harmless Reptiles!"

We did get some really nice and very dangerous Arachnids though.
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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 10:10:18 am »

Stephen Thorpe wrote on Wed, 14 February 2007 00:33

I'll bite

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I hated that movie.  Waste of 2 hours of my life, haha.  

Well, in my car (2 seat GM sports car) in the glove box the airbag warning label says "The safest place for children is in the back seat".  Umm, there IS NO back seat.   Very Happy
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Re: Your favorite warning labels
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 11:12:46 am »

Eric Wong! wrote on Wed, 14 February 2007 09:10


 

I hated that movie.  Waste of 2 hours of my life, haha.  

Well, in my car (2 seat GM sports car) in the glove box the airbag warning label says "The safest place for children is in the back seat".  Umm, there IS NO back seat.   Very Happy

Perhaps that's just their subtle way to say they'd be safer in some other car...

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