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[Adam Feldstain]

Check it out guys. I came by this file. It is funny.

[Brian Ship]

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BS-2800
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[Adam Feldstain]

Brian Ship wrote on Sun, 15 May 2005 18:19

Excellent joke, wonder how many buyers.  Should forward it to my boss and see if he becomes one of them.

I think that is all it is.