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Craig Leerman

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Audio Haiku
« on: September 30, 2020, 03:05:27 am »

Hey everybody,

Live Sound mag is going to run another ďaudio haikuĒ article and we are looking for your poetry!

Remember, itís a 5-7-5 syllable format

Here are a few examples:


Phase is dependent
Polarity is not
Stop mixing them up

What's this button do?
Please don't post on the forum.
Read the manual

Trying to learn Smaart
What do little squiggles mean?
Hard to get Smaarter


What have you folks got?

Thanks in advance,
Craig


















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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2020, 03:39:50 am »

Everyone is getting sick,
the Gubermint stole my job,
I want it back.

sorry.
Chris.
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Ya, Whatever. Just throw a '57 on it, and get off my stage.

Russell Ault

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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2020, 01:24:12 am »

Flaming pile of cash
Twenty dollar mic cable
RF is stupid


-Russ
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2020, 03:12:04 am »

Flaming pile of cash
Twenty dollar mic cable
RF is stupid


-Russ


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As my body does decay
Still I work
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2020, 05:35:42 am »

I invented the Range Processor
I'm not a gadget obsessor
Nor am I a real professor
Just a midnight confessor
Thats turning blue
Cause I blew a fuse
In my Range Processor
At the concert in West Chester



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Brian Bolly

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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2020, 06:31:50 am »

It's been a long year
My friends are out of work too
When will gigs return?

Streaming is the norm
Headphone mixes are boring
Bring back big PA

Coffee coffee hey
Why is everyone on mute
Oops I spilled coffee

Zoom, Teams, Skype and Meet
Why is my connection slow
Need more bandwidth now
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2020, 11:23:13 am »

Okay, sorry, one more (with apologies to Merlijn):

Squiggles too wiggly
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Smooth
Fairytale data


-Russ
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2020, 12:39:48 pm »

Just like a mirage
Events on my calendar
Get closer, then: Poof

My warehouse is full
My bank accounts are empty
Thanks, 2020

Punters used to ask
"Do you know what those knobs do?"
Now I ask myself

Look on the bright side
No crazy outdoor events
No weather worries
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2020, 04:58:57 pm »

Hey everybody,

Live Sound mag is going to run another ďaudio haikuĒ article and we are looking for your poetry!

Remember, itís a 5-7-5 syllable format

Here are a few examples:


Phase is dependent
Polarity is not
Stop mixing them up

What's this button do?
Please don't post on the forum.
Read the manual

Trying to learn Smaart
What do little squiggles mean?
Hard to get Smaarter


What have you folks got?

Thanks in advance,
Craig
Ok, ok!

The speaker speaks softly
to itself
the microphone
does not ring
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Re: Audio Haiku
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2020, 01:59:31 pm »

shows on hiatus
eclectic and electric
live music I miss

tap tap it is on
hold it not down at your waist
amateurs on mics

electrons singing
woofers pounding out the kick
rock and roll on ten ('cause eleven was too many syllables)
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