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Church Sound Humor Files: Unintended Amendments To The Laws Of Physics
There seems to be a lot of people who attempt to apply mythological advice to problems with the sound.
By Curt Taipale • April 17, 2019


It’s clear to us that God’s laws of physics must operate differently inside a church than outside.

After several moments of grueling research, painstaking addition, and… Well, we offer these amendments.

Regrettably, they are true stories passed along by members of our ChurchSoundcheck Discussion Group. They arrived via email, so you know they’re true!

Amendment #1: We’ve been pointing microphones in the wrong direction!
A friend of ours went into church early one Sunday morning only to find that all of his choir mics had been meticulously turned around so that they faced away from the choir and towards the congregation.

As it turns out, some overly helpful church members had decided to take things into their own hands and fix some audio problems...

Continue reading here: https://www.prosoundweb.com/channels/church/church_sound_humor_files_unintended_amendments_to_the_laws_of_physics/
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