Duh. seems obvious now. My brain must have just ignored the second "to".
But in fairness I have had legitimate requests for the wireless mic/ no speaker thing.
When I worked for a local sound company, our rental manager had some version of this conversation at least once a week.
Customer: The Wireless mic you rented us doesn’t work.
Rental Manager: is the microphone turned on?
Customer: yes
RM: is the receiver plugged in and turned on?
Customer: yes
RM: Are they both on the same frequency?
Customer: yes
RM: okay, what kind of sound system is it plugged into?
Customer: Sound System?