I thought that speaker throw was during break down at the end of a long day how far the stagehands can pitch the speakers into the truck without hitting anything else.
I know you intended this as funny-but when I worked as a music store bench tech-I wouild do a lot of repair work for a political satire group. I mean mostly physical damage-horn drivers broken off-knobs broken off of mixers and so forth.
I wondered how they could possibly damage gear this much.
I saw one of their gigs. At the end they pulled a stake body truck (open top) and literaly pitched the cabinets and the mixers etc into the truck. No big deal for a loudspeaker to land on top of a mixer. They just gave it to me to fix.
Always paid their bills and never complained.
i asked they whey they don't take a little bit more time and be careful.
They said that a lot of times they would really piss off people and needed to get "out of town" as soon as possible.
Yes it does happen.