Dick-
I'm also not sure if you're serious, but I suspect you are.
I, too, will miss your posts and the wit, wisdom and passion for what we all do within them.
Tell you the truth.... I also have thought recently of doing this but I am not likely to make that leap. So I think I may share, or at least understand, your motive(s).
I *did* have cable TV turned off about 18 months ago and discontinued reading the NY Times. My life is better for that.
Be well and (as already stated) pop in and say "Hi" every now and then.
If you ever find yourself wondering which kick drum mic is best, you can always email me. I'll stay on top of this for you
Best wishes-