Topic: Why do..... (Read 25129 times)

Bob Leonard · « **on:** December 01, 2009, 11:27:44 PM »

Why do SCUBA divers fall backward off of the boat?

Bob Leonard · « **Reply #1 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:28:34 PM »

Because if they fell forward they would fall into the boat.

dave tesch · « **Reply #2 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:37:17 PM »

why is it when geese fly in a V formation that one side is always bigger than the other?

because there are more geese on that side. Very Happy

that joke is so old the last time i heard it i about fell off my dinosaur.

Bennett Prescott · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2009, 12:20:32 AM »

Why couldn't the chimney sweep go to work?

Because he had the flu.

dave tesch · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2009, 12:36:16 AM »

celine dion walks into a bar and the horse says "why the long face?"

Stavross (Sam Buck) · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:02:55 AM »

What do you do with a elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Mike Maki · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:34:38 AM »

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Mike

Chris Gruber · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:00:52 AM »

Two pretzels were walking do the street...one was a salted.

Jay Barracato · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2009, 07:50:38 AM »

What is the difference between erotic and kinky

Erotic is being tickled with a feather
Kinky is being tickled with the whole chicken

Joseph Curran · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2009, 08:18:09 AM »

How many Freudian scholars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to screw it in
and the other one
to hold my dick Embarassed

I mean my mother Shocked

I mean the ladder Sad

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