DEAR AMERICAN:
> I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
> WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
> I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY
> COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER
> OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS
> TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
> I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
> REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR,
> YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION
> MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S.
> THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE.
> THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED
> THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE
> FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY
> UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK
> FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN
> SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
> PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND
> ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN
>
TOWALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR
> COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION,
> I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL
> BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.
> YOURS FAITHFULLY,
> MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON
>