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Title: Porn SPAM
Post by: g'bye, Dick Rees on February 27, 2017, 01:34:33 pm
Can we please get a separate section for the Porn?
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Doug Fowler on February 27, 2017, 01:37:12 pm
Can we please get a separate section for the Porn?

Yes, and you can moderate it. 
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Tim McCulloch on February 27, 2017, 01:51:06 pm
My timing must be bad, I'm not seeing it. ;)

Besides, we learned from Avenue Q that "the internet is for porn!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6eFNRKEROw
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: g'bye, Dick Rees on February 27, 2017, 01:52:56 pm
Yes, and you can moderate it.

Yeah, I could change my name to Dick Fouler, everything in Moderation.
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Bill McIntosh on February 27, 2017, 08:17:11 pm
Yes, and you can moderate it.
It appears to have infected the preview pictures.  I turned those off.

Sent from my LG-D800 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Ray Aberle on February 27, 2017, 08:30:45 pm
My timing must be bad, I'm not seeing it. ;)

Besides, we learned from Avenue Q that "the internet is for porn!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6eFNRKEROw
I screen shot'd one on Friday; I'll email it to you if you want?!? :D

Loved Avenue Q. I saw it in London back in 2007.

-r
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Hayden J. Nebus on February 27, 2017, 08:44:44 pm
Good news, Pornsoundweb.com is an available domain.

I continue to advocate that someone needs to bankroll a show featuring the musical and comedy stylings of Bob and Dick. I would buy tickets. I think we all know a promoter or two that's arguably made more questionable investments than that.

Bob Leonard, what's your guarantee? I hear Dick will work for biscuits.
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Craig Leerman on February 28, 2017, 03:19:08 am

Loved Avenue Q. I saw it in London back in 2007.

My wife and I saw it in Vegas. We were one row behind Regis Philbin and his wife Joy. I tell people I watched puppet sex with Regis  ;D
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: James Feenstra on March 02, 2017, 09:59:31 pm
what about sound porn?

isn't that what this forum is already full of?
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Art Welter on March 14, 2017, 11:06:51 pm
what about sound porn?

isn't that what this forum is already full of?
It is now:
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Tim McCulloch on March 15, 2017, 12:40:49 am
It is now:

That's some piece of work.  I bet it's popular around Halloween!

So what was the EV 644 used for? ;)
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Art Welter on March 16, 2017, 07:10:33 pm
That's some piece of work.  I bet it's popular around Halloween!

So what was the EV 644 used for? ;)
Tim,

The good brain doctors removed the staples just weeks after they were pounded in on 1/20/17, so they are part of a diorama now. I was not able to bring my stainless steel stapled head to any Halloween or punk events.

By the way, 4 of the 48 staples were hammered in as a "wake up call" with no anesthesia.
The doctor that did that "post operative care", like the woman that left me after I moved to Florida to be close to her mother here, then dumped me 3 days before I closed on a two house property, was from Long Island. I find I can hear the remnants of the accent no matter where the LI folks go...

I have found that the titanium "snowflake" and four gussets that buttress the interior of my cranium do not show up on the local cop's metal detector.

The EV 644 "shotgun" was bought primarily because of it's good looks, but did serve many years of duty as one of the half dozen or so PTT intercom microphones spread over the various STS office and warehouse locations we occupied between 1979 and 1992. It has a very good feature- when desk mounted it is near lip level, and sounds pretty darn good when used close.

Anyhow, I should get back to work, the scarification has cost me $10,000 more than I have made in the last 21 months.
The math works out to I paid 10K in medical deductable to get my ass kicked by the neighbor gang banger, and had no earned income while waiting a year to sell my New Mexico complex, then no income in Florida. The bastard (his father did not give him his name) actually kicked me repeatedly under my jaw and the left side of my stomach while I was laying on my back, KO'd from hitting my head on the tarmac.

I live in DeLand (of plenty of felons ;^) ), near Dizzy World...

Art "Titanium Snowflake" Welter
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Tim McCulloch on March 16, 2017, 10:54:07 pm
Tim,

The good brain doctors removed the staples just weeks after they were pounded in on 1/20/17, so they are part of a diorama now. I was not able to bring my stainless steel stapled head to any Halloween or punk events.

By the way, 4 of the 48 staples were hammered in as a "wake up call" with no anesthesia.
The doctor that did that "post operative care", like the woman that left me after I moved to Florida to be close to her mother here, then dumped me 3 days before I closed on a two house property, was from Long Island. I find I can hear the remnants of the accent no matter where the LI folks go...

I have found that the titanium "snowflake" and four gussets that buttress the interior of my cranium do not show up on the local cop's metal detector.

The EV 644 "shotgun" was bought primarily because of it's good looks, but did serve many years of duty as one of the half dozen or so PTT intercom microphones spread over the various STS office and warehouse locations we occupied between 1979 and 1992. It has a very good feature- when desk mounted it is near lip level, and sounds pretty darn good when used close.

Anyhow, I should get back to work, the scarification has cost me $10,000 more than I have made in the last 21 months.
The math works out to I paid 10K in medical deductable to get my ass kicked by the neighbor gang banger, and had no earned income while waiting a year to sell my New Mexico complex, then no income in Florida. The bastard (his father did not give him his name) actually kicked me repeatedly under my jaw and the left side of my stomach while I was laying on my back, KO'd from hitting my head on the tarmac.

I live in DeLand (of plenty of felons ;^) ), near Dizzy World...

Art "Titanium Snowflake" Welter

Damn, Art.  Nothing in your life is simple.  Sorry to hear this.
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Caleb Dueck on March 16, 2017, 11:09:14 pm
Wow.  Sorry also to hear.
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Art Welter on March 16, 2017, 11:26:18 pm
Damn, Art.  Nothing in your life is simple.  Sorry to hear this.
After a nurse practitioner detected a "skippy" heart beat, then  the doctor said after two months of serial heart testing prior to the busted brain bucket, "don't worry, be happy".

Did you know that your eye will still hurt at a level of alcohol and pain killers that are deemed "critical'? The classic line I like to repeat after they (somebody, some thing) scratched my right cornea while cutting on my head "the future's so bright, I got to wear shades" ;^).

Which brings us to yet another quotable song lyric from Laurianne Fiorentino to bring it full circle, "everything is simple, as the sun, as the son".

At any rate, send anybody needs recording my way, I shall protect and serve! The new titanium cranium additions have given me a "golden ear", so they are assured platinum hits from anything recorded here at Camphor Lane Studios.

Rock On,

Art

Art
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Scott Holtzman on March 17, 2017, 02:03:14 am
After a nurse practitioner detected a "skippy" heart beat, then  the doctor said after two months of serial heart testing prior to the busted brain bucket, "don't worry, be happy".

Did you know that your eye will still hurt at a level of alcohol and pain killers that are deemed "critical'? The classic line I like to repeat after they (somebody, some thing) scratched my right cornea while cutting on my head "the future's so bright, I got to wear shades" ;^).

Which brings us to yet another quotable song lyric from Laurianne Fiorentino to bring it full circle, "everything is simple, as the sun, as the son".

At any rate, send anybody needs recording my way, I shall protect and serve! The new titanium cranium additions have given me a "golden ear", so they are assured platinum hits from anything recorded here at Camphor Lane Studios.

Rock On,

Art

Art


Art - Can't even imagine.  In my prayers brother.
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Ivan Beaver on March 17, 2017, 07:40:53 am
It's good to see you still have a good attitude.

I would hate to have to go through what you have.

Keep on pushin' man :)
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: John Roberts {JR} on March 17, 2017, 09:58:42 am
After a nurse practitioner detected a "skippy" heart beat, then  the doctor said after two months of serial heart testing prior to the busted brain bucket, "don't worry, be happy".

Did you know that your eye will still hurt at a level of alcohol and pain killers that are deemed "critical'? The classic line I like to repeat after they (somebody, some thing) scratched my right cornea while cutting on my head "the future's so bright, I got to wear shades" ;^).

Which brings us to yet another quotable song lyric from Laurianne Fiorentino to bring it full circle, "everything is simple, as the sun, as the son".

At any rate, send anybody needs recording my way, I shall protect and serve! The new titanium cranium additions have given me a "golden ear", so they are assured platinum hits from anything recorded here at Camphor Lane Studios.

Rock On,

Art

Art
What doesn't kill you makes you hurt like hell when you wake up...   Be strong.

JR
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: TJ (Tom) Cornish on March 17, 2017, 10:22:50 am
After a nurse practitioner detected a "skippy" heart beat, then  the doctor said after two months of serial heart testing prior to the busted brain bucket, "don't worry, be happy".

Did you know that your eye will still hurt at a level of alcohol and pain killers that are deemed "critical'? The classic line I like to repeat after they (somebody, some thing) scratched my right cornea while cutting on my head "the future's so bright, I got to wear shades" ;^).

Which brings us to yet another quotable song lyric from Laurianne Fiorentino to bring it full circle, "everything is simple, as the sun, as the son".

At any rate, send anybody needs recording my way, I shall protect and serve! The new titanium cranium additions have given me a "golden ear", so they are assured platinum hits from anything recorded here at Camphor Lane Studios.

Rock On,

Art

Art
Sorry Art.  I guess it was at least nice of your ex to hit the road 3 days before closing than 3 days after, for however little that's worth.
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Art Welter on March 17, 2017, 08:11:29 pm
Sorry Art.  I guess it was at least nice of your ex to hit the road 3 days before closing than 3 days after, for however little that's worth.
TJ,

If she would have dumped me 3 days after closing, I could have used the Suburu Outback I gave her in 2015 to haul the equipment trailer back and forth, and she could have packed and unpacked household stuff.

As it was she offered to sell me back the Outback (the first new car I ever bought) for $25,000.
I declined her offer, and with the 2006 Mustang carefully dragged the equipment trailer with the hitch an inch above the road the three blocks from the rental to purchased houses. So far, no tears in the Mustang unibody, but I need to get an axle hitch before taking the system on the road.

Of course, I have about 150 things to get done before I can book my first gig here, but who's counting?  ;D

Art
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Tom Roche on March 21, 2017, 06:18:49 pm
Wow, Art, sorry to hear.  That's a lot to deal with in such a short span.  I hope things turn around very quickly.  I suspect in a situation like this I'd be chomping at the bit to move as soon as feasibleódo you think Florida will be agreeable to you?
Title: Re:Busted Brain
Post by: Art Welter on March 21, 2017, 07:39:45 pm
Wow, Art, sorry to hear.  That's a lot to deal with in such a short span.  I hope things turn around very quickly.  I suspect in a situation like this I'd be chomping at the bit to move as soon as feasibleódo you think Florida will be agreeable to you?
Tom,
I like Florida, and very much like DeLand, I have just had a few "failure to communicate" problems  8).

The disintegration of a long term relationship after too much stress for too long left me vulnerable, and led to a series of decisions that in retrospect were quite poor.
Fortunately, I have paid most of the cost for the poor choices already, and feel like I've come out of the "death spiral" with my wings still intact.

Unfortunately, I tend to learn best from mistakes- just need to start learning more from others mistakes and stop making so many myself!

Art
Title: Re: Porn SPAM
Post by: Scott Helmke on March 22, 2017, 11:14:29 am
Youch that looks painful. Not a fun thing to have, nor the other stuff. Hope it's all on the upswing for you after this!