Craig is right, never make fun of a Vocal Master. The last time I used one was only 7 years ago. It was a newly opened club with a low budget, and I was called in to revamp the PA. All of the cabinets were EAW and the system was actually well put together, just needed a quick overhaul. After the overhaul it was decided that something was needed in monitor world, stage left. The owner didn't have any more cash so we used a pair of dual 12" Vocal Master columns we found under the stage not expecting much. Well, they worked great and sounded great, just what I remembered from all those years ago. The club closed for a while and was resurrected changing from blues to hip hop. I was asked to stop by and found the VMs still in use from about 5 years earlier.
If this was a local sale I would have bought them already.
The unicorns didn't hear Noah because they were too busy beeping their horns.