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g'bye, Dick Rees

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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 04:00:23 PM »

Wading further we find:

http://www.audioasylum.com/cgi/vt.mpl?f=tweaks&m=178477

Hooo boy...

I first discovered this phenomenon while watching TV.

Whenever certain weather conditions would set in the incoming air traffic would be routed over my house from the east instead of coming in from the west per usual.  This would cause light "snow" on the TV screen and the picture would start to flip.  Being lazy, I'd just lay on the couch, stick out one arm and raise my left leg in the air.  This would stabilize the picture and restore the clarity.

I've since found this technique to supply the last 5% of a pristine mix using my sound system.  I'm thinking of hiring under-employed modern dancers to hang out at the speaker stacks, amp racks and mix position as "human tweakers" to get the most out of my gear.
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Ivan Beaver

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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 07:28:38 AM »

Wading further we find:

http://www.audioasylum.com/cgi/vt.mpl?f=tweaks&m=178477

Hooo boy...
But if you use one of those-be sure to disable the nasty LED that emits RF energy that totally destroys the soundfield.

No wonder PA systems sound so bad-between all the LED's used on equipment and the LED lighting fixtures, it is amazing that anybody could even listen to a modern day concert system. ;)
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 01:00:06 PM »

REad the last couple of paragraphs about how to "program" your crystals.

Maybe crystal meth-I'm not sure

http://www.audioasylum.com/forums/isolation/messages/6473.html
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 07:06:47 AM »

The third paragraph is the key ::) ::) ::)

http://www.audioasylum.com/audio/tweaks/messages/17/178443.html

I'n not sure I would want to "degauss" with the wires connected.  Do ya think any current will be induced?!

"This way is even less prone to error as you can do this without even breaking the existing connections or position of the wire. "

I'll be right back, I need to degauss my tonearm.   ::)

-Dennis Wiggins
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 05:02:08 PM »

But if you use one of those-be sure to disable the nasty LED that emits RF energy that totally destroys the soundfield.

No wonder PA systems sound so bad-between all the LED's used on equipment and the LED lighting fixtures, it is amazing that anybody could even listen to a modern day concert system. ;)

I think you can negate the effects of the LEDs with the BLACKBODY AMBIENT FIELD CONDITIONER. It seems to have a profound effect on the sound quality.

Mac
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 05:22:20 PM »

I think you can negate the effects of the LEDs with the BLACKBODY AMBIENT FIELD CONDITIONER. It seems to have a profound effect on the sound quality.

Mac

Mac....

Wasn't there a patent infringement lawsuit on that by Dr. Emmett Brown?????
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 06:34:24 PM »

I think you can negate the effects of the LEDs with the BLACKBODY AMBIENT FIELD CONDITIONER. It seems to have a profound effect on the sound quality.

Mac

So, if it doesn't interfere with your audio signal and it is so noninvasive you can't even tell it is working, then what is the difference?  And I have an unused linear accelerator with low hours just sitting around that I am trying to get off my hands.  Maybe I will list it on the LAB marketplace...   ;D

Forgive me if this is "for real", but it looks to me like someone's learning exercise in writing convincing marketing copy.
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2011, 01:14:06 AM »

I like when he said. "I can hear the effect deteriorating as I play a song," I think the effect he is referring to is the placebo effect.

But the best was when he said this process is essentially "to realign the molecular structure in the wire and insulation." There are soo many things wrong with that statement, i don't even know where to begin. It seams he has found some new laws of physics.
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Re: How to improve your signal clarity
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2011, 04:21:10 PM »

On a related note (B-flat), I have a platinum-silver alloy toilet seat with strategically placed rare-earth magnets. I find that it reduces constipation and makes my bathroom smell better.
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Re: And for the really druged/whacked out
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2011, 08:39:38 PM »

REad the last couple of paragraphs about how to "program" your crystals.

Maybe crystal meth-I'm not sure

http://www.audioasylum.com/forums/isolation/messages/6473.html


[3) Another method is to create a circular breath by holding the thought of what you desire in your mind and then breath slowly and naturally through your nose into the crystal and then breath energy back in from the crystal. Repeat this circular breath for 10 - 20 minutes. This is an effective meditative technique and is quite powerful to direct your mind for positive results. ]

I think what the Author meant to say is; "Hold your breath for 10-20 minutes" as this will have a positive effect on your ability to hear most sounds. :o

Regards,  John
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