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Frank DeWitt

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Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« on: January 05, 2018, 12:43:17 pm »

Internet Wisdom.  It made me grin.
Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
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Re: Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2018, 12:44:17 pm »

Internet Wisdom.  It made me grin.
Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.

Never work with a Pyro tech under 30.  Or lacking 2 or more fingers....
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Re: Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2018, 05:58:12 pm »

Never work with a Pyro tech under 30.  Or lacking 2 or more fingers....

never work with an electrician missing digits. I've actually encountered one who tickled live 230v wires to see if  they were live
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Re: Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2018, 06:35:32 pm »

Never work with a Pyro tech under 30.  Or lacking 2 or more fingers....

What’s wrong with pyrotechs under 30?  Besides, when you’re shooting shells the size of your head you won’t lose a few fingers...you’ll blow off your whole arm...and probably your head with it!
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Re: Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2018, 10:53:27 pm »

OT swerve

Never buy from a rich salesman.

Always hire a rich attorney.



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Re: Never hire an electrician who doesn't have eye brows.
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2018, 02:57:42 am »

Never trust a skinny chef. 

"Never buy anything in a room with a chandelier" and "If the scotch is 12 years old and the shrimp are the size of your fist, run and take your checkbook with you, there is no product*"  are from Harvey McKay, syndicated business columnist and author.

* paraphrasing, sort of. The thing about scotch and shrimp are the crux of it.
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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2018, 05:08:53 am »

Gee whiz, no one has mentioned colorblind electrician yet.  Red wire, green wire, they both look the same!!!
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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2018, 11:28:43 am »

Gee whiz, no one has mentioned colorblind electrician yet.  Red wire, green wire, they both look the same!!!

I have a form of red/green color blindness but I can easily discern primary colors.  The thing I have the most trouble with are shades of green (green has the longest color range and when it gets closer to teals or yellow is where I have difficulties.  I found out when I applied with Ma Bell to be an outside plant worker (think: splicing and terminating).
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