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Jonathan Johnson

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #160 on: November 23, 2014, 01:32:14 AM »

When your rig fails during your gig, it can be quite dis-concert-ing.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #161 on: November 23, 2014, 02:58:07 AM »

A one liner from British comedian, Bob Monkhouse:

"People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now!"


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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #162 on: November 23, 2014, 10:08:25 AM »

What did Jimmy Hoffa tell the union stagehands?



Don't do anything till I get back.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #163 on: November 23, 2014, 10:46:39 AM »

What did Jimmy Hoffa tell the union stagehands?

Don't do anything till I get back.

Back in the 1980s I was doing  lighting at one of our local theatres (all local council owned).  The previous week there had been a small fire at one of their other theatres.

One afternoon I went with the theatre's caretaker to pick up some lights in his van.  His parting message to everyone else in the theatre was "If there's a fire, keep it going until I get back".


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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #164 on: November 23, 2014, 12:53:15 PM »

Back in the 1980s I was doing  lighting at one of our local theatres (all local council owned).  The previous week there had been a small fire at one of their other theatres.

One afternoon I went with the theatre's caretaker to pick up some lights in his van.  His parting message to everyone else in the theatre was "If there's a fire, keep it going until I get back"
Stevett.

From Laurel and Hardy:

"I'll hold the nail and when I nod my head, hit it with the hammer."
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #165 on: November 23, 2014, 02:55:20 PM »

For sale: ARVN M-16s. Never used and only dropped once.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #166 on: November 23, 2014, 04:21:40 PM »

For sale: ARVN M-16s. Never used and only dropped once.

That is a rehash of old WWII jokes mostly about Italian or French military. We're all on the same side now... 

Another joke from back then was "for sale: used military tanks, one speed forward 4 speeds reverse."
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #167 on: November 23, 2014, 04:40:42 PM »

JR...

That reminds me of the two neighboring countries (fill in the blanks) where an imbecile from country A emigrated to country B and raised the aggregate IQ of both countries by doing so.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #168 on: November 23, 2014, 05:58:42 PM »

JR...

That reminds me of the two neighboring countries (fill in the blanks) where an imbecile from country A emigrated to country B and raised the aggregate IQ of both countries by doing so.
Like when I moved to MS... :-)

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #169 on: November 23, 2014, 07:25:21 PM »

Like when I moved to MS... :-)

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