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[Chris Ramsey]

True story:
While I was setting up at a festival the LD (who was readressing his fixtures) called from the stage:
LD "whats 52 and 17?"
A1 "20 years buddy"

[Jamin Lynch]

Opps

[g'bye, Dick Rees]

A Minnesota motorist crossed into Texas on I-35 and was pulled over by a Ranger.

"Got any guns in your car, sir?"

"No, officer."

"well, there's a MacDonalds drive through at the next exit.  Order the happy meal and you get a free one."

[Jamin Lynch]

A Minnesota motorist crossed into Texas on I-35 and was pulled over by a Ranger.

"Got any guns in your car, sir?"

"No, officer."

"well, there's a MacDonalds drive through at the next exit.  Order the happy meal and you get a free one."

Yep, get a Big Mac and a snowbird eliminator. 

[Bob Leonard]

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper ??

He sold his soul to Santa.

[Bob Leonard]

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Let’s go play on our bikes.

[Tim Perry]

i just read through 16 pages to see if my joke would be a repeat... the jokes on me

[Jonathan Johnson]

When you buy someone a ticket to a comedy show, the joke's on you.

[Tim Perry]

What Does A sound guy do when he wins a million in the lottery?


Keeps doing sound till the money runs out

[Jonathan Johnson]

You can tuna fish, but you can't teach it to sing.



(Works better when said out loud.)

[ProSoundWeb Community]