A muso dies & goes to heaven.
St Peter sees he's a decent sort of chap so opens the big gates to let him in.
Muso looks through and thinks he must be in the right place, There's Jimi Hendrix,
Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin & Bono playing & singing up a storm.
Muso: "Hang on, Pete, Bono's not dead yet"
St P: "Shhhhh - that's God, he likes to pretend he's Bono"