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Steve M Smith

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2014, 04:32:00 pm »

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.



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Ray Aberle

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2014, 04:34:00 pm »

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Steve.

I dunno if I can steel myself enough to handle many more banjo jokes...
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Milt Hathaway

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2014, 05:53:29 pm »

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
Key board player does it with his left hand.

Or...

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5, 1, 5...
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John Halliburton

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2014, 12:01:23 am »

How can you tell there's a drummer on your porch?  The knocking gets slower and slower.

How can you tell there's a bodhran player on your porch?  The knocking gets faster and faster.

The correct form:

How can you tell there's a bodhran player at your door?  The knocking gets faster and faster, and they don't know when to come in...

Bazinga.

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Shawn Keck

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2014, 12:27:01 am »

What do you do with a drummer that can't keep a beat?

Take away one of his sticks and let him lead the band.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2014, 06:33:17 am »

A muso dies & goes to heaven.
St Peter sees he's a decent sort of chap so opens the big gates to let him in.
Muso looks through and thinks he must be in the right place, There's Jimi Hendrix,
Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin & Bono playing & singing up a storm.
Muso: "Hang on, Pete, Bono's not dead yet"
St P: "Shhhhh - that's God, he likes to pretend he's Bono"
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Jay Barracato

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2014, 07:17:25 am »

A shure ua874 and a sennheiser a2003uhf got married. The wedding was boring but the reception was great.

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2014, 10:59:05 am »

How can you tell if the drum riser is level? The drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2014, 01:28:43 pm »

How can you tell if the drum riser is level? The drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.

 I think this will top all for worst short joke.
Cowboy walks up to his horse and asks,
      "why the long face ?"
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