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Bob Leonard

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2014, 08:56:07 PM »

A penguins car breaks down in the desert so he stops at the first gas station, drops off the car to be fixed, then goes for an ice cream because he's hot. He orders a huge bowl of vanilla, eats it all and goes back for the car.

He walks into the garage and asks the mechanic what went wrong. The mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2014, 09:31:24 PM »

Why is lighting truss made of aluminum?

So it doesn't rust while we all wait for it to get off the deck.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2014, 12:29:32 PM »

Why is lighting truss made of aluminum?

So it doesn't rust while we all wait for it to get off the deck.
OUCH! Gotta remember that one.  Brilliant !
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2014, 01:25:39 PM »

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who get binary and those who don't.

One atom says to the other...
"I think I lost an electron"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive"
"Well you better keep an Ion that"
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2014, 07:53:13 AM »

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


Lazy Bitch...

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2014, 11:31:28 AM »

What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?


Lazy Bitch...

Why don't women have any brains?

They don't have a penis to put them in...
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Debbie Dunkley

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2014, 11:37:38 PM »

Why don't women have any brains?

They don't have a penis to put them in...

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #57 on: September 09, 2014, 05:41:01 PM »

With native Lake Superior game fish populations depleted by parasites and over-fishing, the DNR decided to try stocking new species and brought in the Coho salmon...but it couldn't take the cold water, so they crossed it with the native walleye.

This sort of worked, but the Co-wal hybrid was too small for their liking...so the crossed the hybrid with a muskie for size.  The resulting double-hybrid Co-wal-skie was just what they wanted.

But it couldn't swim, so it drowned.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #58 on: September 09, 2014, 06:39:20 PM »

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel half way down his pants.
The bartender sees him and yells out, "Hey, don't ya know there's a ship's wheel down your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Arrgghh, and she's driv'in me nuts!"

Shortly after, another pirate walks into the same bar with a roll of paper towel balanced on his hat.
The bartender looks at him and quips, "I'm afraid to ask, but what are you doing?"
The pirate responds, "Yarrr, there be a Bounty on me head!"
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2014, 06:52:58 PM »

What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?
AYE MATEY!
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
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