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[Jonathan Johnson]

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat miner. (minor)

[David Allred]

I used to date a girl with a wooden leg,,but we broke it off

Her name was Peg, her favorite band was Steely Dan, and she pulled for the Crimson Tide.

[Robert Piascik]

How do you get a guitar player to turn down?
Put a chart in front of him


How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the bulb and four to stand there with their arms folded saying, "yeah, I could do that"


How many female vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, she holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around her

[Debbie Dunkley]

How many female vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, she holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around her

Hey !!   

[Ivan Beaver]

Her name was Peg, her favorite band was Steely Dan, and she pulled for the Crimson Tide.

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