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Mac Kerr

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #170 on: November 23, 2014, 08:08:06 PM »

Like when I moved to MS... :-)

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Connecticut thanks you.  ;-)

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #171 on: November 23, 2014, 08:43:09 PM »

That is a rehash of old WWII jokes mostly about Italian or French military. We're all on the same side now... 

Another joke from back then was "for sale: used military tanks, one speed forward 4 speeds reverse."
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Then there was the old classic about the (enter the country you want to belittle) who was going to send astronauts up to the sun. They were going to send them up at night so they wouldn't burn up.

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True, but in the case of the ARVN it was true more than once.

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #172 on: November 23, 2014, 09:48:56 PM »

Connecticut thanks you.  ;-)

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In the interest of accuracy I moved from GA to MS but it's a joke and I make no actual inference about the IQ of MS, or GA, or CT, or myself, while I have a few doubts about CT (where I lived for 15 years)...  8)

JR

PS: I also lived in NJ, KS, NY, MA, and visited many more...

PPS: I'm thinking of moving to Nawlins. Warmer than MS, and better food.  8)
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #173 on: November 26, 2014, 01:14:42 PM »

Gratefully acknowledging a complete steal from JJJ:

Q: What is 100' long with 22 teeth?
A: The front row of a Skynyrd concert.

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #174 on: November 26, 2014, 03:36:12 PM »

Gratefully acknowledging a complete steal from JJJ:

Q: What is 100' long with 22 teeth?
A: The front row of a Skynyrd concert.

Mac

If it wasn't for Skynyrd fans it would be called a "teeth brush" rather than a tooth brush.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #175 on: November 26, 2014, 05:23:59 PM »

Gratefully acknowledging a complete steal from JJJ:

Q: What is 100' long with 22 teeth?
A: The front row of a Skynyrd concert.

Mac

Or the front row at a Dolly Parton concert.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #176 on: November 26, 2014, 07:19:46 PM »

What's got 22 legs and 3 teeth?

The front row at a banjo picking workshop.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #177 on: December 03, 2014, 09:38:01 AM »

Guy goes to the proctologist for a prostate exam. The doctor says "Take off you pants, pull down your underwear, and bend over".
The patient says "Where should I put my pants?"
The doctor says "Over there, next to mine."
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #178 on: December 03, 2014, 01:40:49 PM »

Guy goes to the proctologist for a prostate exam. The doctor says "Take off you pants, pull down your underwear, and bend over".
The patient says "Where should I put my pants?"
The doctor says "Over there, next to mine."

Ouch!!!

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Sheep can hear zippers a mile away...
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #179 on: December 04, 2014, 12:04:53 AM »

2 things that fix everything
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