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[Bob Leonard]

True story: three of the teachers in my high school:

• Jack Head
• Gaye Wood
• Brad Pinkstaff

I had a guidance councilor in HS whose name was Bernie Hoar. Every time we passed him in the hall someone would say "How's Ima."

[Doug Johnson]

A bottle of Coors, Budweiser, and Guinness walk into a bar.  The bartender asks what will you have?  The bottle of Coors says, " I'll have the Silver Bullet, the taste if the high country, a Coors!"  The bottle of Bud says, "I'll have the King of Beers, a Budweiser!"  The bottle of Guinness says, "I'll have a Coke."  The other two bottles ask, "Why a Coke?"  The Guinness says, "Well, if you two aren't drinking, neither am I."

[Mark Oakley]

I had a guidance councilor in HS whose name was Bernie Hoar. Every time we passed him in the hall someone would say "How's Ima."

A guidance councillor in my high school had the first name Penny. She married a guy with a last name of Hooker.

-Mark

[g'bye, Dick Rees]

What do you get from a cash cow?

Moo-la.

[Jeff Carter]

I slept terribly one night last week. Tossing, turning, just couldn't get comfortable.

Then finally it dawned on me.

[Jamin Lynch]

 

[Joseph Curran]

How many Freudian scholars does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to hold my dick, I mean my mother, I mean the ladder.

[Jamin Lynch]

A guidance councillor in my high school had the first name Penny. She married a guy with a last name of Hooker.

-Mark

I didn't mind high school too much, it was just the principle of it all.

[Jamin Lynch]

I had a guidance councilor in HS whose name was Bernie Hoar. Every time we passed him in the hall someone would say "How's Ima."

True story

Texas had a past governor named Jim Hogg who had a daughter named Ima.

[Gil Craig]

Wanted: Two Shanghai based monitor engineers for a ukulele orchestra.

The show runs two nights.

This actually happened!  .. I ended up doing monitors from FOH.  The orchestra is called the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra. They are  from New Zealand and touring East Coast of USA in Jan next year.

Gil

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