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[john lutz]

A baby seal walks into a club.
Ba-Dum...Tshhh.

[Jonathan Johnson]

A bartender walks into a church and asks, "How do I become a priest? Everyone's coming to me for confessions."

The priest answers, "Really? How do I become a bartender? No one comes to confession anymore."


(EDITED: I finally figured out the punch line.)

[Jonathan Johnson]

A mathematician who lost two of fingers had to start working in octal.

[Bob Leonard]

My friend Richard owns a package store. Everyone calls him licka Dick. (Boston accent here)

[Bob Leonard]

I have another friend who lives west of me in Holden, MA. His name is Dick Hertz, from Holden.

[Ivan Beaver]

I have another friend who lives west of me in Holden, MA. His name is Dick Hertz, from Holden.

True story:  I used to work with a sound guy who had the perfect name-  Mike Tone.

[Tim McCulloch]

I have another friend who lives west of me in Holden, MA. His name is Dick Hertz, from Holden.

And he lives next door to the radio transmitter engineer R. F. Burns.

[Jonathan Johnson]

I have another friend who lives west of me in Holden, MA. His name is Dick Hertz, from Holden.

True story: three of the teachers in my high school:

• Jack Head
• Gaye Wood
• Brad Pinkstaff

[Robert Lofgren]

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, and three to complain it's gone electric.

[Steve M Smith]

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

The version I heard was "three to sing about how good the old bulb was".


Steve.

[ProSoundWeb Community]