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[John Fruits]

What does the hare lipped dog say?
"Mark, mark"

Favorite impression-Elvis with an attitude.
"Fuck'ya, fuck'ya very much"

Bennett Cerfs favorite joke, punch line only.
"With fronds like that, you don't need anemones"

I bet all you really smart people here could answer me this.  If you play a violin you are called a violinist but if you play a fiddle.......

[Stephen Swaffer]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Thomas Harkin]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Are you joking?

[g'bye, Dick Rees]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

It doesn't matter...

[Steve M Smith]

Here is one a friend told me back when I was in high school:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of its legs is the same.

I didn't understand it then and I don't understand it now!


Steve.

[Mac Kerr]

Here is one a friend told me back when I was in high school:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of its legs is the same.

I didn't understand it then and I don't understand it now!


Steve.

No soap, radio.

Mac

[Bob Leonard]

My mother sent me to my room.

[Frank Koenig]

First man (walks into a bar): Lawyers are assholes!
Second man (seated at bar): I take offense at that.
First man: Why? Are you a lawyer?
Second man: No. I'm an asshole.

-F

[Tom Bourke]

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks!

[john lutz]

So a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar.  Bartender looks up and sez, "What is this, some kinda joke?"

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