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Bob Leonard

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2014, 11:50:43 PM »

How did HK burn her fingers?

Trying to read a waffle iron.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2014, 12:18:18 AM »

How does a musician become a millionaire?

Start with two million.

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You should re-do your "handle" and use your real, full name to participate.  Just like it says on every page here.

No joke...
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Mitch Miller

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2014, 12:24:41 AM »

Hmmmm... Good call (although it's not on every page when you're using Tapatalk :)). Will do when I get to a full browser tomorrow.

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Jonathan Johnson

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2014, 01:41:05 AM »

What sound does an airplane make when it has a rough landing?

Boeing, boeing, boeing
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Jonathan Johnson

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2014, 01:43:55 AM »

How was the whip invented?

A slave and his master were walking through the woods. The master spied an odd-looking stick on the ground. He picked it up and asked, "what's this?"

The slave replied, "beats me."
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2014, 01:54:47 AM »

How was the whip invented?

A slave and his master were walking through the woods. The master spied an odd-looking stick on the ground. He picked it up and asked, "what's this?"

The slave replied, "beats me."

Wow.  Just wow.  H.O.W. Forums, huh?
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2014, 03:52:24 AM »

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
It took the authorities two hours to get him out of the car.

What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold onto a thought.

Guinness Book Of World Records
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most tacky, rude, crude, gross & disgusting person in the world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, saying "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and asks, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"

The Lottery
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"John, pack your bags.  I won the lottery!"
The husband says, "Oh my God!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says.  "Just get the hell out."
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David Morison

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2014, 08:09:31 AM »

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"


Yup, that's a short joke....
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2014, 08:51:08 AM »

I decided to sell my Hoover... well it was just collecting dust"

"I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again"

"I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs"


Steve.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2014, 12:03:37 PM »

What's the difference between a musician drummer and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four !!

There, fixed it for you.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
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