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g'bye, Dick Rees

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Good old (short) jokes...
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:18:14 PM »

Time for a little levity...and brevity.

A little girl had a basket of puppies, and when asked their names replied, "Fido and spot and Liberace".

"why Liberace?"

" 'Cause he's the peein'-est!"

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2014, 08:35:02 PM »

a buddist goes to a hot dog cart and says "make me one with everything"
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2014, 08:39:36 PM »

a buddist goes to a hot dog cart and says "make me one with everything"

The vendor makes the dog and the customer pays the $5 tab with a $10 bill.  He waits and finally asks for this change.  The vendor replies "surely a Buddhist knows that change comes from within."

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2014, 09:41:55 PM »

My favorite all ages joke:

Q.  How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

A.  Three; his left ear, his right ear and his final front ear.

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2014, 09:49:22 PM »

My favorite "adult" joke:

My wife and I pronounce things differently.  I say "potato" and she says "get the #%€¥ out of here"...
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2014, 09:56:29 PM »

What's the difference between a musician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four !!
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2014, 10:58:06 PM »

How does a musician become a millionaire?

Start with two million.

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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2014, 11:48:20 PM »

Why are Helen Kellers legs yellow?

Her dog is blind too.
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Re: Good old (short) jokes...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2014, 11:49:05 PM »

Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand??

She sings with the other hand.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2014, 11:49:46 PM »

When HK was bad, how did her mother punish her?

She moved the furniture.
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