Everyone promise to play nice with the lighting guys, OK?
No problem, we are all in this together.
A lighting guy and a sound guy died in a van wreck coming home from a show.
As they stand at the gates of heaven, St. Peter checks over the list;
"I see you were loved by many fans, you did a lot of charity work too."
St. Peter reads on in the records; "and I see you were even good to
your roadies, very commendable, well it looks like you can come into heaven,...
go around to the back, past the dumpsters and load in through the kitchen!"