Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A: "Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"
An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."
Q: What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Q: What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better
Neil Peart could've done it.
Q: Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven?
A: Because he woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!
Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality.
Q: What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."
Q: Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
A: Me neither.