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[Bob Leonard]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

[Ivan Beaver]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q: How do you get better gas milege  on your bass players car?

A: Remove the Dominos sign.

[Tim McCulloch]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q:  How do you know there is a drummer on your porch?
A:  The knocking gets slower and slower.

Q:  How do you know there is a bodhran player on your porch?
A:  The knocking get faster and faster.

Q:  How do you get rid of them?
A:  Pay them for the pizza.

[Tim McCulloch]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q:  What does a stripper do with her a**hole before work?

A:  Drops him off at band practice.

[Dave Bigelow]

Q: How do you know the drum riser is level?

A: The drool comes out both sides of his mouth.


Q: How do you know a singer is at your door?

A: they knock out of time and never know when to comes in


Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, he/she holds it in the ait and waits for the world to revolve around them.

[cyriljamesturner]

Q: Why do drummers have more brain cells than horses?

A: So they don't poop during the parade.

Q: why did the guitarist leave a pair of drum sticks on his dash board?

 A: So he could park in the handicap spot.

[Steve Anderson]

Drummers get a bad rap with all those cruel drummer jokes… gotta share the love a bit.

Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?

A. It took 2 hours to get the drummer out

[Jeff Harrell]

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

I'm a drummer , whats your address ? order me a pizza hut large pan special with the 3 toppings. sausage, bell peper , pineapple. i want a large coke or pepsi. now about your address.

[Bob Leonard]

Q: Why did the drummer stop using his GPS.

A: Because he kept getting lost.

[Bob Leonard]

Q: Why did the drummer throw his sticks into the crowd.

A: They sounded better hitting the floor.