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Jeff Bankston

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Re: How do you......
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2013, 09:42:31 PM »

A young teenage girl comes home from school one day...

"Mum...I was talking with some of the girls at school today, and they told me you can get pregnant from anal sex. Is that true?"

"Of course it is darling" replied her mother. "Where do you think drummers come from?"

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Cheers,
Tim

PS. I've heard this told about drummers, conductors, tenors, and because I work in television - cameramen and directors.
LOL !

what does a stripper do with her asshole ? drives him to band rehersal.

i'm Tim? the drummer
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David Morison

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Re: How do you......
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2013, 02:26:51 PM »

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One of them will mature and make money someday.
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Tim Halligan

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« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2013, 03:31:30 PM »

What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One of them will mature and make money someday.

A young boy says to his mother "When I grow up I want to be a guitarist"

His mother replies "Don't be silly son...you can't do both."

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Cheers,
Tim
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Mark Oakley

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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2013, 05:23:55 PM »

Q.: How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A.: None; the piano player can do it with his left hand.

-Mark
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Re: How do you......
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2013, 06:16:09 PM »

Bass solo!

E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
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Re: How do you......
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2013, 07:26:45 PM »

Is bad when drums stop
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W. Mark Hellinger

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« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2013, 09:25:08 PM »

Bass solo!

E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
A mother decides to sign her son up for music lessons.  The son settled on learning to play bass.  The first lesson, the instructor showed the student son how to play the E string, and instructed the student to practice playing the E string nice and steady: E E E E...  Second lesson was how to play the A string, and instructed the student to practice playing the A string nice and steady:  A A A A...  At the third lesson the student demonstrated he could play either the E or A string nice and steady... satisfied with the student's progress the instructor showed him his first bass line, being A to E, back to A, then E:  A E A E... and instructed the student to practice that till he got it nice and steady.
The time came for the 4th lesson and the student didn't show up... 10... 15 minutes went by past the scheduled lesson time... the instructor got concerned and called the student's mother to see what's up?  Mom said:  "Oh... I'm sorry, I guess you didn't hear... my son got a job... he's out on tour with a top 40 country band."
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Jeff Carter

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Re: How do you......
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2013, 10:01:17 PM »

Is bad when drums stop
Used to do some country Gospel gigs (bass player, don't judge me for that). Vocals were a mixed quartet but we'd usually do an a capella male quartet number or two and drag the drummer out from behind the kit to sing the lead.

As he was making his way to the front of the stage I would often tell that "drums stop, very bad" joke, with the punch line, "Now the drummer sings!"
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Nicolas Poisson

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Re: How do you......
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2013, 07:25:57 AM »

Q: What happens when you play blues music backwards ?
A: Your wife comes back, your dog resurrects, and you get out of jail.

Q: What is the difference between God and a sound engineer?
A: God does not consider himself as a sound engineer.
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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2013, 08:29:08 AM »

A: God does not consider himself as a sound engineer.
... and your point is ?  ;D ;D
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