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Bob Leonard

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How do you......
« on: February 19, 2013, 09:26:28 pm »

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.
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Re: How do you......
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 09:31:32 pm »

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.
Q: How do you get better gas milege  on your bass players car?

A: Remove the Dominos sign.
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 11:10:24 pm »

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q:  How do you know there is a drummer on your porch?
A:  The knocking gets slower and slower.

Q:  How do you know there is a bodhran player on your porch?
A:  The knocking get faster and faster.

Q:  How do you get rid of them?
A:  Pay them for the pizza.
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 11:23:52 pm »

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.

Q:  What does a stripper do with her a**hole before work?

A:  Drops him off at band practice.
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"Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possible can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something."  - Kurt Vonnegut

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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 11:39:07 pm »

Q: How do you know the drum riser is level?

A: The drool comes out both sides of his mouth.


Q: How do you know a singer is at your door?

A: they knock out of time and never know when to comes in


Q: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, he/she holds it in the ait and waits for the world to revolve around them.
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 01:27:23 am »

Q: Why do drummers have more brain cells than horses?

A: So they don't poop during the parade.

Q: why did the guitarist leave a pair of drum sticks on his dash board?

 A: So he could park in the handicap spot.
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 05:26:28 am »

Drummers get a bad rap with all those cruel drummer jokes… gotta share the love a bit.

Q. Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?

A. It took 2 hours to get the drummer out
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 06:02:00 am »

Q: How do you get a drummer off of your front steps??
 
A: Pay for the pizza.
I'm a drummer , whats your address ? order me a pizza hut large pan special with the 3 toppings. sausage, bell peper , pineapple. i want a large coke or pepsi. now about your address.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2013, 07:42:29 am »

Q: Why did the drummer stop using his GPS.

A: Because he kept getting lost.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2013, 07:46:43 am »

Q: Why did the drummer throw his sticks into the crowd.

A: They sounded better hitting the floor.
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